What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
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