i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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