doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
