I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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