Joe is yelling at the trees again.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
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