operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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