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I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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