There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
