Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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