It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
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