dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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