She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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