hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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