Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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