He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
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