is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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