I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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