Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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