I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
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