I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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