ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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