As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize