We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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