Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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