like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
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