i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Randomize
