i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
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