hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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