Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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