I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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