I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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