you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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