You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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