Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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