so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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