Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
He shit in the fireplace
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I'm both gender and math confused
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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