New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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