i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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