"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
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