How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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