Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
This gyro tastes like lonliness
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I need to align my fucking chakras
Randomize
