Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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