Define "chronic" masturbator.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
Randomize
