Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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