she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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