No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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