he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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