I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
Randomize
