Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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