i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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